Bleep my kid says :)

I want to record some of the things my kiddo is saying these days. I'll probably add to this list over the next few days as I think of more.

"You want _____." As in, "You want play cars, Mommy." A statement, not a question.
"I do?" I ask. "YES!" Okay, then.

"Can I ____?" As in, "Can I do it?" "Can I sit down over here?" "Can I have some water?" Once, "Can I dump it?" while shaking a box of Cheerios. Um, no! But thanks for asking first! And my personal favourite, "Can I snuggle?" LOVE!

"Huh?" about a million times a day. Trying to get him to say "Pardon?" instead, but he's not getting it.

"See you next week!" So random.

"Where other one nipple?" He's fascinated with nipples. He likes to grab one (his own, thankfully) and pretend he can't find the other one. I say "right here," and point to his knee, his forehead, his belly button, and he thinks that's just hilarious.

"Mommy, you have penis?" We've had this discussion several times. He won't believe me when I tell him that girls don't have penises.

"My mommy!" says he sweetly while giving me a snuggle. There's my heart in a puddle on the floor.

"It's in the diming room." That's where all lost items go, apparently. Or sometimes "in the car ride."

"Can we fix it together?" He's said this several times recently, about a couple of toys and about a balloon (sorry, buddy, we can't fix the balloon). Super adorable, but I have no idea where it came from.

"I not ____. I just a little guy." He's not a baby, he's not a big boy, he's not silly, he's not stinky, he's just a little guy. Of course.